moondog moment!

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time. But now that it's the opposite it's twice upon a time.

why the country remains unable to move...

A colleague and I have finally worked out why it is that roads in Scotland have remained unsalted during the recent cold spell: it is because Alex Salmond wants to be able to get about and he's worried that he might dissolve into a puddle of slime.