Well, actually, I wouldn't care if the vile chav were utterly forgotten forever, but for the moment we shall keep her dear to our hearts with this delightful picture which Dingo sent me from the Argos catalogue:
There is so much that is wrong with this picture, not just that one of them looks like Jade. These are dolls from a range called "Baby Born" which are supposed to be new-born babies. Why are these dolls getting married?