and this entices me in?

Occasionally, spam email really makes me laugh, usually because it is so utterly schoolboy smutty. It is rare to be lured into opening a spam message because it reads like Edward Lear...

(Subject) Mr Quangle Wangle Quee
(Body) And they went to sea in a Sieve

Fortunately, I am not intrigued enough to open the link attached after the body text.